The blogosphere’s own Captain Queeg
posted at 12:12 pm on June 7, 2006 by Allahpundit
The memos were real. She proved it beyond a shadow of a doubt, with … geometric logic.
Note that her screed comes from HuffPo. Does this mean Arianna is our Fred MacMurray? Or is that role reserved for Document Dan?
Whatever. This is still the highlight of my blogging career.
Update: Spruiell says the better analogy is to the X-Files.
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Is Mary an animal hater???
She uses “school of Sharks” as if it is a BAD thing. Does she hate sharks?
IS MARY MAPES AN ANIMAL HATER??
What does PETA say about all this?
:)
Warner Todd Huston on June 7, 2006 at 12:26 PM
liberals and leftists once again are losing their collective minds… hey mary, maybe lsd should be a prescription for the cure against what ails you…
Asmodeus on June 7, 2006 at 12:30 PM
Wait til she shows up in Bogart’s old sharkskin suit and shoes. Maybe his underwear, for all we know. This woman should be in a home somewhere. CNN doesn’t qualify, but it’s close.
clyde on June 7, 2006 at 12:34 PM
At least strawberries don’t change the outcome of an election
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm strawwwwwberrriesss
Defector01 on June 7, 2006 at 12:40 PM
Most animals born in cocoons LEAVE them when entering the world. When liberals are born, however, they immediately crawl INTO them!
Liberals believe they live in a “miracle bubble” from which they can hurl accusations, lies, print bogus photos and create similar liberal hallmarks, and a magic invisible shield will then appear, make rest of the world blind and dumb, and we’ll all become liberal drones in the liberal Collective, like the Borg (Star Trek).
This is why we call liberals, “LOONS!”
Tell you what. . . I’ll begin to believe these liberal liars when Alec Baldwin, Barbra Streisand, Sean Penn, Susan SaranWrap, and the rest of that kooky bunch really do leave the U.S. and renounce their citizenship as promised. Their absence, traitorous, cocoon-sheltered boobs all, would be no loss.
The left maneuvers in a sphere of make-believe, fantasyland nonsense and lies. No one in that group could surprise me no matter WHAT was conjured, coined or created.
And since Mary Mapes never LEFT her cocoon, why should any of this surprise us?
ForYourEdification on June 7, 2006 at 12:44 PM
This is human tragedy. She really needs to get a brain scan.
easy87us on June 7, 2006 at 1:02 PM
This is evidence that someone that is not in touch with reality or has a skewed view of it can rise to great levels of responsibility in a major MSM news organization. Not to mention ‘ole Dan.
d1carter on June 7, 2006 at 1:09 PM
She certainly has proven to be incapable of ‘moving on’ here, unlike everyone else associated with this scandal. Her career must be pretty non-existent (except for stray bones thrown by various liberals) and posts like this one insures that won’t change any time soon.
A friend of mine (yes, some of us have friends on the ‘dark side’) actually recorded the audio version of her book for her in his tiny studio. Glad I didn’t visit him during that; he’d have had a terrible time dubbing out my hysterical laughter.
Mike O on June 7, 2006 at 4:40 PM
She must be in total agreement with Rather(not) when he chimed in with “I know that you consider it sort of astonishing anybody would say so, but I think you can be an honest person and lie about any number of things.” (referring to Clinton)
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-huh?-
shooter on June 7, 2006 at 5:02 PM
The Democrats need to either giver her an elective slot to run in or make her a DNC mouthpiece alongside Howard Dean.
Arianna as Fred MacMurray? Heh. Flubber!
Bellicose Muse on June 7, 2006 at 5:13 PM
Is Mary an animal hater???
“She uses “school of Sharks” as if it is a BAD thing. Does she hate sharks?
IS MARY MAPES AN ANIMAL HATER??
What does PETA say about all this?
:)”
Liberal’s haye when it’s convenient for them.
:/
VonHelton on June 7, 2006 at 5:14 PM
“Ahh, but the letters that’s… that’s where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with… geometric logic… that a duplicate key to the Texas Air National Guard documents file DID exist, and I’d have produced that key if they hadn’t of pulled Dan Rather out of action. I, I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow reporters…”
pjcomix on June 7, 2006 at 7:33 PM