Hillary: I befriended a maid!

posted at 3:28 pm on May 31, 2006 by Allahpundit

Thus demonstrating once again the common touch for which she’s so well known and loved.

Finally, she relayed a story from her 1999-2000 campaign.

As her campaign heated up, Clinton began staying in a downtown hotel when she came to town, and she befriended the maid who cleaned her room every day. (At this point, the crowd was so quiet you could hear a pin drop).

On the last day Clinton stayed in that hotel before the election, the maid approached her and wished her luck in the campaign.

The maid then pulled from her uniform pocket a snow globe in which there was a little model of a Buffalo. As she handed the former First Lady that gift, the maid said, “Mrs. Clinton, don’t forget Buffalo”.

In related news, Hillary’s chief speechwriter reports having rented “Citizen Kane” and “Maid in Manhattan” this past weekend.

No word yet on whether the maid, a “Ms. Rosebud Lopez” according to Hillary’s campaign, will be appearing at any fundraisers this summer.


Update: Like Hillary, Rosebud is a Yankees fan.

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What a huge, steaming pile of bovine excrement!

SSvet on May 31, 2006 at 3:39 PM

To paraphrase that idiot Alec Baldwin, “If this harridan wins the 2008 election, I am moving to Canada.”

clyde on May 31, 2006 at 3:40 PM

Hillary finally found someone to talk to. Someone who understands her, someone that knows what she stands for. Then-
Poor Rosebud got ‘Buffaloed’.

shooter on May 31, 2006 at 4:03 PM

The woman was just thankful she blocked the doorway and didn’t let Bill in.

clyde on May 31, 2006 at 4:06 PM

Hasn’t there been a record of the “BS”ness of any of Billy and Hilly’s magic moments? Normandy comes to mind….

bbz123 on May 31, 2006 at 4:10 PM


I cried a little.

Slublog on May 31, 2006 at 4:21 PM

BS! Does anyone remember her other half when he walked through the crosses at Normandy(??) Bent down to fix some stones or other horse s…t! These two are the best at fabrication…remember she was named for Sir Edmund Hillary, and Billy says he can still remember those churches burning…and the stories go on and on, ad nauseum. Maid!!! my hind side. She will not allow the help to look her directly in her eyes….satan incarnate, she is. This story is horse hockeys…pure and simple.

Sandys Beach on May 31, 2006 at 4:29 PM

In the Clinton family tradition, the only question that remains unanswered, did Hillary tip the maid?

Based upon her previous performance in restaurants, the answer is probably no. It’s that little people thang!

Grouper on May 31, 2006 at 4:42 PM

I vomited after reading this. A lot. Projectile vomiting.

jaleach on May 31, 2006 at 4:44 PM

wake me when this is disproven
thank you

Defector01 on May 31, 2006 at 4:47 PM

I once gave a Homeless man some food.

Elect Hoodlumman 2012!

Hoodlumman on May 31, 2006 at 5:05 PM

I guess this means she has the illegal-alien-hotel-maids vote locked up.

What a freaking crock!

speed647 on May 31, 2006 at 5:17 PM

The last time I was at boystown in Juarez, I befriended a maid for an hour or so too! She was real nice. Cheap too.

Shmo on May 31, 2006 at 5:27 PM

The maid then pulled from her uniform pocket a snow globe in which there was a little model of a Buffalo.


I know that my first thought, upon seeing Hillary, is a buffalo.

Paul Atreides on May 31, 2006 at 5:38 PM

Hillary you lucky girl! If I have befriended a maid with snow globes under her uniform, my wife would have killed me!


easy87us on May 31, 2006 at 7:06 PM

Hoodlumman for Hangman in ’08 to assist Al Gork after his defeat! Hoody-Hoody-Hoody!

Grouper on May 31, 2006 at 7:25 PM

As everything is always about Hillary…I read of HERSELF’s charade on a townhall.com op-ed by Brent Bozell.

Hillary is no centrist, she is a communist.

She’s nothing without power.

doingwhatican on May 31, 2006 at 8:13 PM

My friend Linda was on a tour of the Senate and had to use the ladies’ room. Well, lo and behold, Her Heinous was using it too. Here she was going down the hall with a little clipboarded minion trotting along behind her. The minion went into the powder room with her and stood outside the stall jotting down any words of wisdom that might come out. Ahem.

BeeCharmer on May 31, 2006 at 8:22 PM

I am moved – to vomit.

dman on May 31, 2006 at 9:10 PM

Gawd she is so retarded….

The Ugly American on May 31, 2006 at 9:14 PM

As she handed the former First Lady that gift, the maid said, “Mrs. Clinton, don’t forget Buffalo”.

…and Mrs. Clinton replied. “Me gringo, you vote-o”

…and Mr Clinton replied “Hil where’s the receipt for that snow thingey”

entagor on May 31, 2006 at 9:41 PM

The story is wrong in that the snow thingey is actually a miniature replication of Mt. Everest, given to Hillary in honor of her being named for Sir Edmund Hillary who conquered Mt. Everest.

Sir Edmund reached the peak in May of ’53, and Hillary Clinton was born in October ’47. Is this a problem?

Grouper on May 31, 2006 at 10:00 PM

No problemo. Gringo.

entagor on May 31, 2006 at 10:13 PM

Hey, Hillary, have you ever considered having a slumber party at your mansion with a bunch of MAIDS?

Befriended is not very…hip…ya know.


easy87us on May 31, 2006 at 11:44 PM

Hillary should not be dismissed. I’ll say it again-the Left which seems divided about her now will be in lockstep come election time. Those of you thinking that Gore, HClinton, Kerry will take voters from each other should consider what a ticket Gore/Clinton would make. If you don’t think that HClinton would settle for the Vice-Presidency, you should consider that she would do ANYTHING to return Democrats to the White House. Don’t underesetimate her electability! Half the country may feel that Gore deserved to win in 2000-and would be willing to vote for him again. HClinton as his running mate could seal the win, especially as the Republicans don’t as yet have a clue who to nominate.
Go ahead and mock her, make fun, bring up Bill-just remember that she’s dangerous.

Doug on June 1, 2006 at 1:34 AM

She sure would be dangerous. To AlGore. If he’s elected president. And she’s VP. She would know EXACTLY how to rectify that situation. Just ask Vince Foster.

BigOrangeAxe on June 1, 2006 at 7:54 AM

This reminds me of a comment Hillary made during her first term as queen. If memory serves, she was at a forum conducted by Rabbi Michael Lerner. The upshot: HRH HRC was amazed to learn (tantamount to a conversion experience, actually) that loo attendants are people too. Gee, who knew???

Aunt B on June 1, 2006 at 9:01 AM

You guys got the ticket duo right, me thinks… just the order backwards. Gore would again be right where he is comfortable, on his knees and following, with his little brown nose firmly entrenched in her huge butt. What self loathing lefty couldn’t applaude and vote for that?

God help us.

horsepower_1st on June 1, 2006 at 9:27 AM

Doug, Doug, Doug…let’s not get our undies in a bunch over Ms. Hillary and some carpet-(ahem)-cleaning maid. Of course she’s the real deal for the libs, no matter what goofy Susan Sarandon says.

The best line on ’08 that I have seen yet comes from a Chicago Tribune chat center, in response to lefty columnist Eric Zorn’s piece urging Osama Obama to run for President now. We saw Hillary bringing on Obama as VP to keep him from running against her. The funny part was imagining Chicago alley rat Rahm Emmanuel desperately trying to figure out whose ass to sniff in a primary fight between Billary and Obama. Heh.

Jaibones on June 1, 2006 at 10:32 AM

I don’t know, but Ive been told, a big legged woman aint hot no chance.

Shmo on June 1, 2006 at 1:14 PM