Study: Modern humans the product of illicit man-on-monkey love
posted at 7:26 pm on May 17, 2006 by Allahpundit
“My problem is imagining what it would be like to have a bipedal hominid and a chimpanzee viewing each other as appropriate mates, not to put it too crudely.”
Blowback
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“Gimme some, you damned, dirty ape!”
harrison on May 17, 2006 at 7:51 PM
“Or was it — gulp — monkey on man?”
ROFL!
venmax on May 17, 2006 at 8:35 PM
Well, when you look at leftists, it does lend credibility to the study.
Paul Atreides on May 17, 2006 at 8:41 PM
It gives frightening new meaning to the Aba Daba Honeymoon
Frank_D on May 17, 2006 at 8:46 PM
Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.
tom scott on May 17, 2006 at 8:47 PM
Jeez, I need a shower.
speed647 on May 17, 2006 at 9:12 PM
Take a good look at Al Franken.
Labamigo on May 17, 2006 at 9:26 PM
…better yet, take a closer look at Hillary!!!!
Sandys Beach on May 17, 2006 at 9:30 PM
Well spank my monkey!
Grouper on May 17, 2006 at 9:55 PM
Never under estimate the power of long, cold nights. It also explains why I preferred bananas to cigarettes afterwards.
GPE on May 17, 2006 at 9:59 PM
Call me crazy, but did Hollywood get involved here? “humans and chimpanzees first split up about 10 million years ago. Then, after evolving in different directions for about 4 million years, they got back together for a brief fling”
They dont just have humans doin’ chimps and vice versa, but they just had to include a sex scandal…cheating on eachother. Pre-historic cheating and wife species swapping.
How much of our tax money went to this Desperate Cavewives study?
shooter on May 17, 2006 at 10:52 PM
Religion of evolution pushers are SO entertaining!
NRA4Freedom on May 17, 2006 at 11:42 PM
Is this news? We’ve known for a while now that in Washington everything is fair game.
Hoodlumman on May 17, 2006 at 11:58 PM
Helen Thomas finally explained!
Entelechy on May 18, 2006 at 12:07 AM
Take A look at Rosie O’donnell
birdman on May 18, 2006 at 12:33 AM
I did not have sexual relations with that monkey.
Kramer on May 18, 2006 at 8:03 AM
Bedtime for Bonzo? Yuk
robman27 on May 18, 2006 at 8:40 AM
I’m interested in my genealogy, but not that interested!
Margaret McC on May 18, 2006 at 9:29 AM
I traced my family line all the way back to a Green Monkey in Africa.
Kramer on May 18, 2006 at 9:55 AM
This gives new meaning to the game “Monkey in the Middle”
dallas94 on May 18, 2006 at 10:15 AM
I think Peter Gabriel said it best–
“Whistling tunes we’re kissing babbons
in the jungle
it’s a knockout”
–From “Games Without Frontiers”
BigOrangeAxe on May 18, 2006 at 10:30 AM
Old saying in reverse:
See monkey, do monkey
JodyBlonde on May 18, 2006 at 11:18 AM
DAMN DIRTY APES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Defector01 on May 18, 2006 at 12:04 PM
where can ya buy one them there monkeys anyhow?
gary on May 18, 2006 at 5:28 PM
Mahmoud Ahmedinajad is a visual example that humans may be reverting back to monkeydom.
chsw on May 18, 2006 at 9:09 PM