BBC wants to know, “What would Jesus drive?”
posted at 10:15 am on May 10, 2006 by Allahpundit
They appear to be serious. How serious? They polled 4,000 church leaders to find out.
The real question is, which blogs would he read? This one, naturally, because he’d be into the vlogging. Instapundit, because Jesus needs to know what’s going on in the world. And probably Sullivan, lest Jesus stray from the moral path.
If Jesus is reading right now, he needs to beam some post ideas into my head pronto because we’re looking at a slow news day here, people.
Go take the BBC poll.
Update: Wouldn’t he just fly?
Update: Pablo notes in the comments that this question has already been answered.
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Jesus drives a Honda, or at least he used to.
“For I did not speak of my own Accord…” – John 12:49
And, following the Master’s lead, the Apostles car-pooled in a Honda
“The Apostles were in one Accord.” !!!! – Acts 5:12
Shamelessly lifted from this guy, who has more on the subject.
Pablo on May 10, 2006 at 10:32 AM
Wow, that’s strange. I was just checking out http://whatwouldjesusdrive.org/ and then decided to come here.
BrunoMitchell on May 10, 2006 at 10:43 AM
Its obvious; he’d drive a porshe :-D
Defector01 on May 10, 2006 at 12:06 PM
THE Holy Roller would drive….well …He would drive Muhammed(piss be upon him) straight to the looney bin.
B- delete if you feel the need.
shooter on May 10, 2006 at 1:32 PM
Duhhh!!!
The biggest,baddest, blackest Bentley available. That, and a globally syndicated TV show.
Kid from Brooklyn on May 10, 2006 at 2:01 PM
The Man would ‘drive’ a camel…the biggest one his buds could find. What would Jesus drive?..c’mon, everyone…that is so irritating…like that new question being asked on TV commercials…”what is your energy footprint?” or some such nonsense….Why ask?…is there a correct answer or are we just trying to make everyone ashamed of whatever??!! Sheesh!!!!
Sandys Beach on May 10, 2006 at 3:14 PM
Probably a hybrid donated by some large corporation wishing to promote its product. As for Mohammed (poo buckets upon him) a donkey rigged with dynamite if we are lucky.
The bigger question here though, in the interests of fairness and impartiality, why is the BBC asking what would Jesus drive and not include Mohammed (piss bullets upon him) in this little gai entretien amuser? Maybe because the islamofascists would be tearing down their offices by now? Leftist wimps.
Great White on May 10, 2006 at 5:12 PM
Jesus would not “drive”. He “rides” and “walks” anywhere He wants.
gary on May 10, 2006 at 6:05 PM
Maybe I’m putting to much thought into this but…as the Bible states that Jesus wore the robe without seams “woven from the top through-out” which was an expensive luxury at the time I would say we’re talking: stretch limo with all amenities – pool, bar, satelite hook-up…
budugirl on May 10, 2006 at 6:10 PM
He would drive a “Christ-ler”
dallas94 on May 11, 2006 at 4:47 PM