Here’s what the boss would call the emetic of the day. Watching it, I wondered how it could be made any more stomach-churning for conservatives. Maybe if Al Gore had a cameo? If Helen said something snotty and dismissive about Palin? If The One — who’s also celebrating a birthday today — used the occasion to goof on Birthers? Help me out.

And yes, I deliberately saved it for posting during the dinner hour. How does it taste? Did it go down smooth?